Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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