Don't you send me to vm
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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