eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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