p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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