remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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