i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just took my morning after pill in the library
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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