Barsexuality is the new black.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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