shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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