I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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