4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
