We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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