Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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