She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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