and next time when you feel me up, do it right
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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