Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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