I bet he comes in French.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I currently don't understand fingers.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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