Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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