at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
