Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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