ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you mean i was at the winter classic?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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