how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
