I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
