spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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