So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
