She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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