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We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize