She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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