Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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