ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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