Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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