I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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