let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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