I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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