I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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