She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
