It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
is it fun? or sober?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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