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At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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