Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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