So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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