You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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