U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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