the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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