the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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