About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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