If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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