Its about making memories worth repressing
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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