Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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