I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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