You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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