So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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