So drunk its hurt
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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