S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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