ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
